SF Craigslist man ISO of cosmic orgasm and creating a super-baby.

 

 

This Craigslist Casanova from the San Francisco Bay-area set some pretty ambitious plans in motion for the solar eclipse scheduled for August 21 in Oregon.

So, if you happen to be in Oregon during the eclipse and you’re looking for a “100% pure and 100% lethal” orgasmic experience during the ‘totality’–(sounds ominous)–solar eclipse, drop this guy a line.  Oh, and you should be aware that he intends to impregnate you to create some type of ‘super-baby’ as you both climax simultaneously, aligning your ‘cosmic orgasmic energy” with the planets.  You can’t make this stuff up.


I am 40 years of age, caucasian male from Europe. My heritage is strong and pure.

My looks, instincts, knowledge and strength is 100% pure and 100% lethal.

I am looking for a worthy female with strong genes, beauty and smarts. To join me – to experience the totality eclipse in Oregon.

Exact place not set.

If we have chemistry, I would like for us to make love while the eclipse is happening.

When totality occurs, we will have simultaneous orgasms and we will conceive a child that will be on the next level of human evolution.

We will make love together, with me and my penis directed towards the sun.
Everything will be aligned in the local universe.
Both of our cosmic orgasmic energy will be aligned with the planets.

In a brief moment of ecstasy, we will understand everything, and together, create a new universe. Full of love…

You must like cats. Drugs are OK. Nitrous Oxide while we climax and experience totality and conception, is OK with me.


Because once the sun’s eclipsed, he’ll be difficult to find.

As long as you like cats, super-human offspring, and nitrous oxide orgasms, this seems like the perfect Craigslist ad for you–a heartwarming and uplifting sun-crossed love-story to regale your super-human child and your half super-human grandchildren with.

Sadly, the post has been removed–(possibly flagged)–but something tells me that if you’re half as dedicated as this guys is, nothing so menial as Internet etiquette can keep you fated love-birds apart.

Should all else fail, wander around Oregon looking for the pure-stock middle-aged European man lying naked on the ground, using his dick as a sundial.

Don’t be late!

 

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