There is no actual reason to eat bacon. Thinking it tastes good isn’t a valid reason. Nope, it isn’t. I won’t bore you with the horrible details – just know there’s a lot of cruelty that goes into it.

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Please don’t eat me. I love you.

But have no fear – you don’t need to totally ditch bacon, you can just make a better bad decision and eat meatless bacon.

They’re not as bad as you might think (or at all, really). Honestly. Besides, sometimes fake stuff is better… ya know, like with bacon or boobs (i kid, i kid).

Here are 6 vegan bacons, and one bacon cooking grease, you gotta try.

Lightlife Smart Bacon

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Lightlife

Super easy to find. Super easy to make. Super bacon-like.

 

Sweet Earth Hickory & Sage Smoked Seitan Bacon

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Sweet Earth Natural Foods

Throw it on a BLT. Mix it in a veggie scramble. Your fake bacon, your business.

 

Tofurky Smoky Maple Bacon Marinated Tempeh

Turtle Island Foods, Inc

Turtle Island Foods, Inc

Tofurky makes more than just giant molds of fake stuff that your weird cousin brings to Thanksgiving. Also make fake bacon, mmmmm.

 

Upton’s Naturals Bacon Seitan

Upton's Naturals

Upton’s Naturals

Fake bacon with the bonus of a guy in a bowtie on the package. Double win.

 

Betty Crocker Bac-Os Bits

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Believe it or not, this stuff is super fake. Sprinkle it on stuff.

 

Phoney Baloney’s Coconut Bacon

Phoney Boloney

Phoney Boloney

Pig free bacon bits in cute hippy packaging.

 

Vegan Baking Grease

Vegan Magic

Vegan Magic

Use in place of oil or shortening, and fry up your fake bacon, grill veggies, add to sauces, popcorn, etc.

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