Trump's border wall
25 Aug 2017

Mr. President, A U.S.-Mexico Border Wall Won’t Be Enough!

Dear Mr. President, First off, I would just like to congratulate you on your fearless, stubborn, progressive leadership in governing the American people.  Before we get into the meat-and-potatoes of it all, I think you—and the entire world—should know that you are as much a visionary as you are eloquent; as brilliant as you are…

11 Aug 2017

Oregon Craigslist ‘Activity Partners’: SF Man ISO Cosmic Orgasm, Super-Human Progeny

    This Craigslist Casanova from the San Francisco Bay-area set some pretty ambitious plans in motion for the solar eclipse scheduled for August 21 in Oregon. So, if you happen to be in Oregon during the eclipse and you’re looking for a “100% pure and 100% lethal” orgasmic experience during the ‘totality’–(sounds ominous)–solar eclipse,…

11 Aug 2017

Bus Seat ‘Hate-Crimed’ By Islamaphobes, Says “I’m Not Muslim, I’m A ‘Siht’.”

A ‘Siht’—pronounced ‘seat’—is person of the Siht faith.  A relatively obscure and little-known religion, its rise in popularity coincided with the Industrial Era.  Like many organized religions, Sihts acknowledge a single Creator, known in Sihtism as The Manufacturer.  A highly nomadic people, most Sihts travel in tribes called a ‘Bus’—or, collectively, ‘Buses’—with no traceable historic…

26 Dec 2015

MiFlight: Avoid Airport Aggravation!

How long is the airport security line? Every flyer wants to know. The answer is here. And we're all part of the solution.




09 Aug 2017

Fighting Without Fighting: Tips For People Who Don’t Like Getting Punched In The Face

Getting punched in the face sucks. There’s a real art to fighting without fighting.  Generally, it’s not too difficult to avoid getting punched in the face or duking it out on the mean streets of wherever you’re from.  Not being an asshole usually cuts it.  But not always.  Some people, for whatever reason, always seem…

Dick pics - A CENSORED dick pic by comedian and actor Eric Andre that i found on the Internet.
01 Aug 2017

ASU Woman Sick Of Dick Pics, Tells Dick-Picker’s Mom

The only thing stupider than sending dick pics anonymously: Sending them to someone you know. I don’t need to be on Tinder or Snapchat—and I’m not—to know that ‘dick pics’ pose a clear and present threat to the predominantly (I assume) female population.  I guess I just wasn’t aware of how…

05 Jul 2017

20 Unintentionally Rude Questions You Should Quit Asking People

Sometimes we say something and immediately realize our mistake, but sometimes we don’t realize the damage caused by our question. So, I present to you …. Unintentionally rude questions to quit asking people:   “Did you lose weight?” You’re trying to be kind, we get it. But some people hear this as, “you used to…

14 Feb 2017

If Candy Hearts Were Honest – Alternative Facts

We all love those little conversation hearts, but they’re full of lies. So here’s a gallery full of candy hearts that are telling the truth, or rather alternative facts.