There is no actual reason to eat bacon. Thinking it tastes good isn’t a valid reason. Nope, it isn’t. I won’t bore you with the horrible details – just know there’s a lot of cruelty that goes into it.
But have no fear – you don’t need to totally ditch bacon, you can just make a better bad decision and eat meatless bacon.
They’re not as bad as you might think (or at all, really). Honestly. Besides, sometimes fake stuff is better… ya know, like with bacon or boobs (i kid, i kid).
Here are 6 vegan bacons, and one bacon cooking grease, you gotta try.
Super easy to find. Super easy to make. Super bacon-like.
Throw it on a BLT. Mix it in a veggie scramble. Your fake bacon, your business.
Tofurky makes more than just giant molds of fake stuff that your weird cousin brings to Thanksgiving. Also make fake bacon, mmmmm.
Fake bacon with the bonus of a guy in a bowtie on the package. Double win.
Believe it or not, this stuff is super fake. Sprinkle it on stuff.
Pig free bacon bits in cute hippy packaging.
Use in place of oil or shortening, and fry up your fake bacon, grill veggies, add to sauces, popcorn, etc.